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Welcome to Squeeze ~ Malia's only Indie and Rock Bar


Playing current and classic INDIE tunes, as well as some quality Rock 'n' Roll.

Pool competitions every night at 9.30pm - BIG CASH PRIZES

All UK Staff ...... who are well into their music.

Quote "" and get a FREE fishbowl for groups of 6 or more, or FREE shot of your choice for small groups.


WHAT TUNES YOU'LL HEAR IN HERE..... We will play your requests and each night you will get from "A" (Artic Monkeys) to "Z" (Zutons), with classics by Roses, Smiths, Oasis, Jam and even some Metallica for the rockers!!!

We have over 1000 Indie songs, continually playing in our bar !!

Squeeze is a fun bar offering many competitions, including music, pool and 'play your cards right'  competitions, with many cash prizes. Run by the main man 'Richard' and our new  bar staff,

This bar has had amazing success in Malia !!


We serve food from 9AM to 6PM every day.

You must try our famous "Breakfast Specials" cooked buy our UK chef, We also food and snacks all day, so why not pop in either before or after you night out.

We offer all the well known UK beers on draft and bottle - We also have a 20 euro beer tower!

Choose your favourite cocktail from our Roger Mellie Cocktail Menu, or try one of our unique themed cocktails only available in Squeeze.


Come and see our bar, we have a unique style and feel inside Squeeze and have decorated our bar with many well know UK song lyrics from the 80's 90's - including toilet songs.

We have all the main UK TV channels such as Sky Sports and Football AM.